this is one of those days where i resign myself to the fact that i will spend every waking moment wondering if i’ll ever get married.
can’t wait for the monthly hormonal surge to stop so i can go back to being my normal self.
this is one of those days where i resign myself to the fact that i will spend every waking moment wondering if i’ll ever get married.
can’t wait for the monthly hormonal surge to stop so i can go back to being my normal self.
Proud of my Alma Mater, Northwestern University, for using a hijabi muslimah as a character for their ads without exoticizing, fetishizing or hyper-sexualization. Hopefully this trend catches on elsewhere!
(via badassmuslimahs)
The air is so wet and heavy here and I am so glad I left.
HELLO, AND WELCOME TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD, YOU SLUTTY SLUT. WHAT’S THE PROBLEM TODAY? YOU WANT A SLUTTY MAMMOGRAM TO DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT YOU’VE GOT SLUTTY BREAST CANCER? JUST KIDDING, OF COURSE. YOU’RE HERE FOR AN ABORTION BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES IT’S MATHEMATICALLY PROVEN THAT LESS THAN FIVE PERCENT OF OUR TOTAL PROCEDURES ARE ABORTION, EVERYONE STILL BELIEVES THAT ALL WE DO IS GET RID OF YOU AND YOUR ARMY OF HIPPIE BOYFRIENDS’ SLUTTY MISTAKES, YOU BIG OLD SLUT, YOU.
SLUTEVER, AM I RIGHT? TAKE A SEAT OVER THERE AND WE’LL SEND SOMEONE OUT TO DO A PROVOCATIVE SEX DANCE BEFORE WE GIVE YOU SOME NUDIE MAGS AND NIPPLE TASSELS. I HOPE YOU DON’T HAVE ANY LEGITIMATE HEALTH ISSUES BECAUSE THAT WOULD RUIN OUR NONSTOP SLUT PARTY.
NEXT, PLEASE.
COLLEGE! ALL RIGHT!
YOU GUYS WANT TO GO DRINK MOUNTAIN DEW AND TALK ABOUT BASKETBALL?
YOU WANT TO GET A PIZZA?
YOU WANT TO ROLL ON THE GROUND AND EAT POOP AND CHASE SQUIRRELS? I MEAN SCOPE OUT SOME BABES AND PLAY XBOX AND STUFF.
DO YOU WANT TO SCOPE OUT BABES AND PLAY XBOX AND STUFF?
COOL. ME TOO. THIS SEMESTER IS GOING TO BE AWESOME.
The series, “Definitive Reincarnate” explores the physical beauty of God as represented in in popular visual culture in South India, be it in calendars or in films. The series is also about the beauty of God and how we imagine Him to be be. Since we have no idea what God would look like, we create him in our own image.
By Nandini Valli